I don't wanna kitty cat staring at me
I don't wanna kitty cat needing to pee
I don't wanna kitty cat scratching a flea
It will claw the furniture just wait and see

They come in the dead of the night
Looking so cool and all right
Dragging a mouse
Or bird in the house
And you didn't even ask for them and now you're a grouse

I don't wanna kitty cat meowing at me
I don't wanna kitty cat climbing my tree
I don't wanna kitty cat watching TV
It will claw the furniture I guarantee

I don't wanna kitty cat
I don't wanna kitty cat
I don't want it
I don't want it
I don't want it

They come in the cool of the day
Looking so cute and okay
Their tail is in the air
It's a trick and a snare
But your spouse is in love and now you'd better beware

I can't have a kitty cat meowing at me
I can't have a kitty cat climbing my tree
I can't have a kitty cat watching TV
I will end up with that cat eventually

I can't have a kitty cat
I can't have a kitty cat
I can't have a kitty cat
I can't have it
I can't have it
I will end up with that cat eventually