Fast Johnny was a good boy
He worked real hard
He's making ends meet
He deserves a gold star
There ain't enough space in the state
To keep Johnny 'round here (Hell no, hell no)
Well Johnny had a car that he drove real fast
And when he hugged the road
Swear it hugged him right back
Yeah Johnny had a plan
After all he's the man of the year
Yeah 'cause he's fast, and he's lean, and he's going for broke
He's rolling down the windows, he's blowing out smoke
He's faster than a bullet, and steady as a train
Not a single man in town that can speak on Johnny's name
He's turning up the songs on the radio
He's gonna drive that car into Mexico
He's on the right path any place he goes
Keep going up
Fast Johnny had a girl
With tattoos on her back
And when she said his name
Boy he really liked that
The day he'd break her heart
Was the day that he would disappear (forever)
Yeah 'cause he's fast, and he's lean, and he's going for broke (he's going for broke)
He's rolling down the windows, he's blowing out smoke (he's blowing out smoke)
He's faster than a bullet, and he's steady as a train
Not a single man in this town that can speak on Johnny's name
He's turning up the songs on the radio
He's gonna drive that car into Mexico
He's on the right path any place he goes
Keep going up
He's turning up the songs on the radio
He's gonna drive that car into Mexico
He's on the right path any place he goes
Keep going up
Keep going up