Hi and howdy doody i'm the union man
You can call me Rudy
Any you boys not paid up on your cards? Huh?

You know I'm pleased to meet ya
Been tryin' all day to reach ya
The union's here to help everyone of you
Rock and roll stars rock and roll stars
You boys know we care so much
About the way they treat ya
They send a guy like me to every gig
Just to get a chance to meet ya

To check and see no wrong's been done
That's one good reason i carry a gun

I hope the bulge don't bum you out
Wanna get a good look?
Let me pull it right out
Let me pull it right out
Let me pull it right out
Let me whip it right out rudy!

Hi and howdy doody i'm the union man
You can call me Rudy
Any you boys not paid up on your cards?

You know I'm pleased to meet ya
Been tryin' all day to reach ya
The union's here to help everyone of you
Rock and roll stars ha ha ha ha
Welcome to Chicago welcome to LA
Welcome to our local here
You'll always hear me say

The work is here, it's a couple a bucks
I'm sure you're glad to pay
Whip it out, here's your receipt
Now I'll go away now I'll go away
Now I'll go away now I'll go away

Away, yeah away, yeah
Away, yeah poo-aah