If you've tried to reach us, we're probably at the mall
Or maybe we're both here and screening out your call
We may be at the drugstore, or Starbucks for a jolt
Maybe we'll be home soon, or maybe not at all

We may be watching TV and drinking alcohol
Well, it don't make no difference, we ain't picking up this call
We may be out with friends, or somewhere, I don't recall
We may be sleeping deeply in the winter or the fall

We're not home, leave a message at the beep
We're not home, leave a message at the beep

We may be chasing outlaws with Brendan with Jim
We may be on a cruise now to somewhere we've never been
We may be with the PM down at 24
In case you need more answers, I can't tell you anymore

We're not home, leave a message at the beep
We're not home, leave a message at the beep

We may be in Hawaii, or maybe Gay Paris
Or maybe Old Key West with Jimmy on the beach
We may be on the road with the good old SBB
We may be making records with Bobby Cam and me

We're not home, leave a message at the beep
We're not home, leave a message at the beep

Well, if you've tried to reach us, we're probably at the mall
Or maybe we're both here and screening at your call
We may be at the drugstore or Starbucks for a joke
We may be watching TV and drinking alcohol

We're not home, leave a message at the beep
We're not home, leave a message at the beep
We're not home, leave a message at the beep
We're not home, leave a message at the beep
No, we're not home, we're not home
We're not Home, No No
We're not Home, Whoa
We're Not Home