My buddy had a friend who had a buddy who was seeing a girl
From the things that he was saying it seem that she was everything he loved about the world
But they would get into collisions
When it came down to making decisions
And I guess she had pretty bad vision
Whoa, it's no wonder that she doesn't trust you
She can't see a god damn thing
She's got kids and a job and a list of all the things that she must do
All the while suffering
From an astigmatism
In her right eye
She won't know she's met the right guy
Until he's three feet away
And that's not enough, ok?
So make her heart hard
Don't make her life hard
Make her moan and make her scream
I know you know what I mean
Don't make her life hard
Make her heart hard
She can't see what you are up to
So if you want to even it up
Don't make her life hard
Well, I've heard a hardened heart is not something that most people strive for
But diamonds are the hardest thing on Earth and it's a stone people die for
So her heart will be hard as a glacier
And the eyes, well, they'll have to replace hers
Because they can't even fix them with lasers
Bro, it's no wonder that she doesn't trust you
She can't see a god damn thing
She's got kids and a job and a list of all the things that she must do
All the while suffering
From an astigmatism
In her right eye
She won't know she's met the right guy
Until he's three feet away
And that's not enough, ok?
So make her heart hard
Don't make her life hard
Make her moan and make her scream
I know you know what I mean
Don't make her life hard
Make her heart hard
She can't see what you are up to
So if you want to even it up
Don't make her life hard
Macular degeneration
Casuing lensal perturbations
Retinal and corneal tumors
Displacing the vitreous humor
Pigmentation
Augmentation
Hip dysplasia
Fermentation
I don't know the technical term but that girl's vision is fracked
Whoa, it's no wonder that she doesn't trust you
She can't see a god damn thing
She's got kids and a job and a list of all the things that she must do
All the while suffering
From an astigmatism
In her right eye
She won't know she's met the right guy
Until he's three feet away
And that's not enough, ok?
So make her heart hard
Don't make her life hard
Make her moan and make her scream
I know you know what I mean
Don't make her life hard
Make her heart hard
She can't see what you are up to
"Babe, will you help me find my glasses?"
"Sure!"
Don't make her life hard