I don't know why she called
But it was her strange way
Of tellin' me about her fuck!

She told me she was the one
And then everything was done
And then I looked around, what did I see?
She told me she was the one
And then everything was done
And then I looked around and, what did I see?

Well I fucked her right underneath the tree
And I can't believe I took her virginity
Virginity, virginity

And then I just woke up
What a strange nightmare
My eyes couldn't focus, was it her?
Was it a friend or foe? I didn't really know
But as I turned around, what did I see?

Well I fucked her right underneath the tree
And I can't believe I took her virginity
Virginity, virginity

Virgin tea, virgin tea
Virgin tea, virgin tea
Won't you buy some virgin tea?
Won't you buy some virgin tea?
Won't you buy some virgin tea?
Won't you buy some virgin tea?

Well I fucked her right underneath the tree
And I can't believe I took her virginity
Virginity, virginity

And then I just woke up
What a strange nightmare
My eyes couldn't focus was it her?