Karl tried to attend mass, and
Karl tried to attend class, and
Karl tried to be the best, but
The truth is, he's no good

Karl tried to shake his ass, and
Karl tried to make a pass, and
Karl tried to get his nut, but
The truth is, he's no good

Karl tried to sell some wine, and
Karl tried to sell his mind, and
Karl tried to be divine, but
He just ain't no good

Karl sucked in his gut, and
Karl sucked up all the smut, and
Karl tried to clean his mouth, but
He just ain't no good

And Karl is the Son of Smut
And Karl Never Gets His Nut