Make mine a Mini
Shaken not stirred
Ain't it the best thing you ever heard
Countdown starting, engine's on
This is one baby that built for fun

'Cause I gotta a Mini Mini
What a Mini Mini
I've done so many many
Miles on the road honey

Better than Bardot
And twice as hot
What I got, she has not
'Cause I'm so damn fast, and she's so slow
My Mini Mini is a real go go

'Cause I gotta a Mini Mini
What a Mini Mini
I've done so many many
Miles on the road honey

To hell with the devil I my made my choice
Forget the Ferrari and the Rolls Royce
If I ever get to heaven more dead than alive
All I need's a Mini and to drive drive drive

'Cause I gotta a Mini Mini
What a Mini Mini
I've done so many many
Miles on the road honey