Title: Legend of Dickfinger

[Verse 1]
Back in an Asiatic time
A wizard emerged of mystic fame
Wielding the ashes from the sun
He fashioned a ball of urethane

[Verse 2]
Before he could hatch his secret plot
A ball thief stole it - on the run
And the bowler that time forgot
Bequeathed his power to just one

[Chorus]
Wielding the power of urethane
Nothing will ever be the same
You can expect his wrath to tame
Yes Dickfinger

[Verse 3]
In the glowing of the lanes,

He cast away his arcane chains.

This mystic ball of urethane,

Rolled on a Himalayan lane.

[Bridge]
None of the people understood
They must keenly avert their eyes
While his finger infectiously grew
To an unspeakable size

[Verse 4]
And so our hero, a blaze of might,

His finger Illuminating the night.

A marvel, a beacon in the dark,

His destiny, forever marked

[Chorus]:
Policing your dreams at night
Defending what’s wrong from right
Unleashing his finger
Yes Dickfinger

[Outro]:
Wielding the power of urethane,
Nothing will ever be the same.
With Dickfinger, the night's aflame,
Yes Dickfinger
Yes Dickfinger
Yes Dickfinger