Silence the comedians
No more goddamned jokes
They shouldn't be allowed to go around offending folks
We're a nation now of babies
Entitled spoiled brats
Don't you dare insult us
Or you'll see what comes of that
Silence the comedians
Knowing where it's at
Silence the comedians
No more Dave Chappelle
Making fun of everyone
He should go straight to hell
It doesn't matter anymore
If what he says is true
He doesn't have the right
To point it out in me and you
Silence the comedians
The ones who have a clue
Silence the comedians
Chris Rock especially
The first amendment's bullshit
Speech should not be free
Erase that jerk Don Rickles
And everything he said
The way it's going lately man
It's good George Carlin's dead
Silence the comedians
Let's have guns instead
Yeah! Who's with me?
Silence the comedians
The guardians at the door
We don't want to hear their observations anymore
Laughter is overrated
So is taking the piss
Silence the comedians
And I can tell you this
Pretty soon we'll all be communists