This the new high score
The old champion, he ain't champ no more
This the new high score
Whoever used to matter
They don't matter no more
(What's that?) This the new high score
The old champion, he ain't champ no more
This the new high score
And everything that came before
Well that shit was cute

I pushed quarters in
Pressed start and it was game over
I spawn, conquer, rocket launcher
Flame thrower every player get eviscerated
Dropping out the top ten as
Soon as I participated
I'm feeling like I play
Immortal Kombat, bomb tracks, gone last
Long after I'm gone
I've been spittin' missiles
Recognize I wreck a rhyme
I beat a level second time in record time
Then what I do? Enter my initials
You better do some cool shit quick
'cause my name in bold at the top of the list
I enter "SPZ, " I came to win
Oh shit, you just did something lame again
What's that? That's the new high score
I'm Hacksaw Jim Duggan with two-by-fours
The Pac-Man dots ate like two times four
I could hear the quarters shaking when
I'm walking in the door

Hundred, billion, zillion points
You got shied like Illinois

This the new high score
The old champion, he ain't champ no more
This the new high score
Whoever used to matter
They don't matter no more
(What's that?) This the new high score
The old champion, he ain't champ no more
This the new high score
And everything that came before
Well that shit was cute

That new high score, all I'm all about
Look it
I'm Mario with more coins than couch cushions
I'm Buck Hunter
Every yellow cup of Yellowstone
I'm Sonic with more rings than telephones
Zelda's home, point zillionaire
The first quarters that I ever
Put in still in there
They're like, "It isn't fair, "
I'm like, "Oh yes, it is"
They skeptive to the same
Game you labelled unimpressiveness
The best at this, you
Game over like Lil Flip
I played the whole season
While they scrimmagin'
You looking for that new
High score, right there
That's my penmanship
Every player came before me is irrelevant
In the peanut gallery room
And I'm the elephant
Spit automatic, never need to reload
Spawned on blaze, let him reign
No cheat codes the who?
The pinball wizard, he got the new high score
Holy shit balls, Bridget
Me and losing, well that's a odd couple