It's in the room
It's in the air
I can smell it
Over there
Uncle John's
Not saying much
But I know he had
Beans for lunch

Please please please please,
Don't cut the cheese
Please please please please,
Don't don't
Please please please please,
Don't cut the cheese
Please please please please,
Don't don't

I heard a noise
Like a duck,
But a little louder
Like a pickup truck
Grandma's not Sayin' much,
But I know she had
Cabbage for lunch

Please please please please,
Don't cut the cheese
Please please please please,
Don't don't
Please please please please,
Don't cut the cheese
Please please please please,
Don't don't

There's a funny smell
It still lingers
My older brother said:
"Hey, pull my finger"
Some people think
It's an art,
But to me it's just
Called a.

Please please please please,
Don't cut the cheese
Please please please please,
Don't don't
Please please please please,
Don't cut the cheese
Please please please please,
Don't don't