Patrick woke up Monday morning
Questions had entered his head
What did he say? He said:

Why can't I eat ice cream for breakfast?
Why do I need to make the bed?
His mother listened as she scratched her head
She had one simple answer

Because momma said so! La la la la!
Because momma said so! La la la la!
Because momma said so! La la la la!
Because momma said so! La la la la!


Dani woke up Wednesday morning.
Questions had entered her head
What did she say? She said:

Why can't I stick raisins up my nose?
Why do I need to eat the crust on the bread?

Her mother listened as she scratched her head
She had one simple answer

Because momma said so! La la la la!
Because momma said so! La la la la!
Because momma said so! La la la la!
Because momma said so! La la la la!

Harry woke up Friday morning
Questions had entered his head

What did he say? He said:

Why can't our dog sit at the table?
Why can't I wear my pants on my head?
His mother listened as she scratched her head
She had one simple answer

Because momma said so! La la la la!
Because momma said so! La la la la!
Because momma said so! La la la la!
Because momma said so! La la la la!