Verse 1:
My friend is so stupid, but I love him all the same.
He always makes me laugh with the crazy things he'll say.
He never seems to get it right, but that's what makes him great.
I wouldn't trade him for the world; he's one of a kind, I'd say.

Chorus:
My friend is so stupid, but he's always there for me.
We'll laugh and joke and have a blast for all eternity.
He may not be the brightest bulb, but he's got a heart of gold.
I'm lucky to have him in my life. My friend is so bold.

Verse 2:
He'll forget his keys, his wallet, and even his own name.
But when it comes to friendship, he's always on the same page.
He'll never let me down; he's loyal to the core.
I couldn't ask for a better friend, that's for sure.

Chorus:
My friend is so stupid, but he's always there for me.
We'll laugh and joke and have a blast for all eternity.
He may not be the brightest bulb, but he's got a heart of gold.
I'm lucky to have him in my life. My friend is so bold.

Bridge:
We'll go on adventures and make memories to last.
Through thick and thin, he'll always have my back.
I wouldn't change a thing about him, no matter what they say.
My friend may be stupid, but he's perfect in every way.

Chorus:
My friend is so stupid, but he's always there for me.
We'll laugh and joke and have a blast for all eternity.
He may not be the brightest bulb, but he's got a heart of gold.
I'm lucky to have him in my life. My friend is so bold.

Verse 3:
He makes the simplest tasks into a comedy show.
With every little mishap, our bond continues to grow.
We share secrets and dreams under the stars.
In this journey of life, he's my guiding star.

Chorus:
My friend is so stupid, but he's always there for me.
We'll laugh and joke and have a blast for all eternity.
He may not be the brightest bulb, but he's got a heart of gold.
I'm lucky to have him in my life. My friend is so bold.

Outro:
So here's to my friend, the one who's so dumb.
But he's the best companion, the perfect chum.
I'll cherish our friendship for as long as I live.
My friend may be stupid, but he's the best gift.