Enter the material that makes up all of us
Something peculiar is happening to those carbon molecules
After an endless span of time
This was bound to happen, and also was never
Statistically significant
Everything we know has an equal chance at existing
And being infinite nothing and not existing
What makes all life, against all odds
Has prevailed to bring us a message
"Hello! In about 4 billion years
You will evolve into probably the greatest creature
In the known universe
A dog"