Bobby, they said there ain't gon' be no Christmas this year
So what you gon' do?
Hit it friend
Huh, ha, ha, ha, Funky Christmas hah, huh

I don't want no Christmas so don't bring me no damn trees
I don't want no Christmas so you won't be getting no gifts from me (huh)
I don't want no Christmas so don't bring me no damn trees
I don't want no Christmas so you won't be getting no gifts from me (no, no, no, no)
I don't want no Christmas so don't bring me no damn trees (no trees)
I don't want no Christmas so you won't be getting no gifts from me (no, no, no, no)

Silent night, holy night (ooh, oh)
Drinking that egg nog ready to fight
Momma in the kitchen cooking rice (yeah)
Selling PS5's for half price
No account is low, 'cause I'm countin' snow (no, no)
Tryin' to get kissed by the mistletoe
Heaven knows I did seven shows
No Santa Claus no ho-ho-ho's

I don't want no Christmas so don't bring me no damn trees
I don't want no Christmas so you won't be getting no gifts from me (no, no, no, no)
I don't want no Christmas so don't bring me no damn trees (no, no, no, no)
I don't want no Christmas so you won't be getting no gifts from me
I don't want no Christmas so don't bring me no damn trees (no, no, no, no)
I don't want no Christmas so you won't be getting no gifts from me (no, no, no, no)

One and done oh no
Won't get no gifts from me
I don't want no
I don't want no
I don't want no
Won't get no gifts, won't get no gifts, no, no
Won't get no gifts from me
I don't want no tree
No no no
No no no
No no no
Ooh