Who doesn't wanna sound like barbed wire
Stuck to the ground, controlled fire
Travellin' the states, see yourself on merch
Preachin' to the world that love hurts

I can't see a risk, double jeopardy
Cause no one can sing like Dan McCafferty
(that's impossible)

Like a double razor stuck to the bone
Survivin' a laser, crueler than a trombone
Steamin' like a tank, never out of fuel
The No. 1 rank to keep you drool

So sorry Angry Anderson and Jimmy Barnes
He's the chili in your carnes

Come storms or tornado's, standing tall hearing the man
Come wars or volcano's, no one can

Sing like Dan McCafferty
Sing like Dan McCafferty
Sing like Dan McCafferty
Sing like Dan McCafferty
Sing like Dan McCafferty

Rockin' the world is as good as it gets
And I am told have no regrets
And we keep on hearing bout making moves
But not a single word bout singin' the blues

So here we are again, another battle
Forever shake our world and make us rattle

Come storms or tornado's, standing tall hearing the voice
Come wars or volcano's, make your choice

Sing like Dan McCafferty
And a guitar from Manny C
Some drums from Darrell Sweet
Spice it up with Zal n Billy
Not forgettin' Jimmy and Lee
Did I mention uncle Pete
Sing like Dan McCafferty
The utter reality
The only way for thee
Sing Like Dan McCafferty"