Poisonous Jordan, save me Jayden
And I have lost my friends in the hall
Poisonous Jordan, came to stake him
And I have lost my troops for this war

He dreams about you, majesty
I bet when you talk it gets deep
Oh great, you've mastered irony
You are so who I want to be

Platform shoes, platform hair
I don't think I've ever heard her speak
Pretty face, better mirrors
Hooks the kids on candy ecigs

Poison yeah yeah
Poison yeah yeah yeah
Poison yeah yeah yeah

Precarious Caitlin conquered Jayden
And held him under water just for fun
Precarious Caitlin slapped girl Jayden
And dabbed a tube of lipstick on her neck

His stomach turns when you cry
Says he'll be with you 'till he dies
I bet he'd quit smoking if you ask him to
You know, he wrote ten songs about you

Platform shoes, platform hair
I don't think I've ever heard her speak
Pretty face, better mirrors
Hates you like her dad's vacations

Poison yeah yeah
Poison yeah yeah yeah
Poison yeah yeah yeah

All over lipstick and blondie
Works on her passion and body
Must I compete because jealousy motivates me

All over lipstick and blondie
Works on her passion and body
Must I compete because jealousy motivates me

The first rule of holes
Stop digging
First step of getting out of a hole
Stop digging