Well you're the grand wild
Have you noticed
When you walk in, all the fairy boys are
Pale and nervous
Well my starship doesn't want me
And neither does this world
I'm glad I caught you on my view screen, Sailor

You're the grand Wilde
Come and court me
Cause this wooing is what I'm wanting
When my spacesuit comes to warm me
And hold me like a god
I am the captain of the gravity, Maxwell
Everywhere I see your faces

Hot one
From my starship over Venus to the sun
But it's a crime!
Your mistaken!
A momentary seizure of love
Oh, love

Well you're the grand wild
But darling, I'm a mess
I've got to humanize my wrinkled form
But the boys are not impressed
When my spaceship comes to orbit
Just hold me like a girl
I'll be the captain of the gravity, Maxwell
I see your faces in the strangest places

Hot one
From the starship over Venus to the sun
But it's a crime!
You're mistaken!
Momentary seizure of love

Hot one
From a starship over Venus to the Sun
But it's a drag!
You're so mean!
Destroying my belief in, in love
Oh, love