Legendary chicken fairy
Big as life and twice as hairy
In our windows you'll come creepin'
Whippin' goodies on us while we're sleepin'

When you wish upon a bird
Makes no difference how absurd
The chicken fairy hears each word
and all your dreams come true

Chicken fairy in the sky
Mother Goose is butterfly
Do whatever's necessary
Legendary chicken fairy

Sing a song that's sanitary
Take my wish oh big canary
Legendary chicken fairy
Make all my dreams come true

La la la la la la la
Twang twang twang twang twang twang twang
La la la la la la la
Bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk

Sing a song that's sanitary
Take my wish oh big canary
Legendary chicken fairy
Make all my dreams come true

(Chicken noises)

Make all my dreams come true.
May all your dreams come true!