Tumble out of bed
And then I stumble to the kitchen
Pour a cup of motherfucking ambition
And then another one, and then another one
And then I tell myself yo, time to go
I'm getting nothing done
And then another one
And hit the ground running
Eyeballs vibrating, blood pumping
Make it three blocks, stop into a shop
And then another one
I ain't even teasing, barista
Keep them coming
I've done dozens of substances dumped
Them into my brain
I've snorted meth, smoked crack
Done a ton of cocaine
I've used painkillers, booze
Smoked an acre of weed
But the drug I'll never quit
The only one that I need

Is that coffee? There's just never enough
Of that coffee, hot black god in a cup
I need coffee, when I'm off and unstable
Bring me coffee
Just leave the pot on the table

Been addicted for forever
I remember when we'd call
A pot of coffee mixed with
Bong rips a hippie speedball
You got what I need
You say that I'm just a fiend
While I'm doing lines of Turkish grind
Chewing on robusta beans
And you must've seen me at the Dunkin' D
Bench-pressing French presses
High functioning
Ain't got a problem, and I'm not gonna stop
Come on pop on a fresh pot
And keep on topping me off
I've tried religion and philosophy
Karate in lessons meditation, astrology
Lots of anti-depressants
I've tried every known sex act
And tried them all twice
But none of them touch my most reliable vice

Is that coffee? There's just never enough
Of that coffee, hot black god in a cup
I need coffee, when I'm off and unstable
Bring me coffee
Just leave the pot on the table

I'll take it piping hot, I'll take it on ice
Line up those espresso shots
I'll pay any price
Yeah, I'll take it right now
Talk to me later, Neighbor
I'll take it if a fish was in the percolator
Hater
Take it in sorbet, take it with Bailey's
Awakening heroic doses, I take them daily
Bring another carafe, I'm ready for more
But if you're bringing decaf
We're headed for war
I've done dozens of substances
Dumped them into my brain
I've snorted meth, smoked crack
Done a ton of cocaine
I've used painkillers, booze
Smoked an acre of weed
But the drug I'll never quit
The only one that I need

Is that coffee? There's just never enough
Of that coffee, hot black god in a cup
I need coffee, when I'm off and unstable
Bring me coffee
Just leave the pot on the table

Yo, I get a bloody
Nose huffing nutty overtones
Sucking down another cup
Buzzing like a junkie's phone
Giggling idiot, I tickle both funny bones
Feel like Jackpots, looking like Dougie Jones
Cold overdosing going for another one
And then another one at 3am, I'm never done
Wide awake shaking, I should be in my bed
And then another one, fuck it, y'all
I'll sleep when I'm dead