Mister Spider
Mister Spider sits all day
Upon his web
And wears a toothy grin
Mister Spider
Waiting for his food to come around
And lose its way
And stumble in

And all he has to do
Is grin and spin, grin and spin
Never has to lift a finger
All he has to do is grin and spin

Mister Fly
Mister Fly flies 'round all day
Not knowing he
Is coming into range
Mister Fly
And Mister Spider thinks
That Mister Fly would be
A really tasty change

And all he has to do
Is grin and spin, grin and spin
Never has to lift a finger
All he has to do is grin and spin

But in the nick of time
Mister Fly can see silk lines
He revs his wings, pulls up
And flies away

Mister Spider
Mister Spider sits all day
Upon his web
And wears a puzzled grin
Waiting for more food to come around
And lose its way
And stumble in

And all he has to do
Is grin and spin, grin and spin
Never has to lift a finger
All he has to do is grin and spin

Mister Spider
Never has to lift a finger
All he has to do is grin and spin