Doctors on the news
Say if they stink and ooze
Don't touch those cats
but their point is moot
'Cause I can't stay away
I'll pat them every day
It's impossible to resist the cute

Zombie cats
Whatchya gonna do
Here they come
Running after you
They're undead but oh so cute
When the Zombie Cats come you're totally screwed

They wanna take naps
And they want pats
Is that asking too much
I don't think so, dude
Zombie cat on my lap
If you want some snacks
I'll buy you a bunch of brain flavored cat food

Zombie cats
Whatchya gonna do
Here they come
Running after you
They're undead but oh so cute
When the zombie cats come we're totally screwed

Are they evil
Could there be a cure
Could ya shoot one in the head
No way, never
Do they eat people
I'm not sure
But I know they'll be meowing at my door forever

Zombie cats
Whatchya gonna do
Here they come
Running after you
They're undead but oh so cute
When the Zombie Cats come we're totally screwed

All up in your space
Waking you up late at night
Chewing on your face
Purring the whole time
Now they wanna come inside
Now they wanna go outside
Surprise, they changed their mind
Now they wanna come back inside
They wanna go outside
inside outside in outside inside outside in
This tale is equal parts cute, strange, scary and
It all started in the lab of a mad veterinarian
Who's faithful feline companion
Pawed a vial of experimental bioweapon off the shelf
Which then shattered
Was quickly lapped up
And proved detrimental to it's health
The kitty transformed into an adorable monstrosity
I'm sorry I couldn't save you from your curiosity

Zombie cats
Whatchya gonna do
Here they come
Running after you
They're undead but oh so cute
When the Zombie Cats come we're totally screwed
When the Zombie Cats come we're totally screwed