This song is important
Something I've been thinking about lately
Been thinking a lot
And I think it's worth talking about

Let me tell you
What I could do
If I really really wanted to
Ain't nobody stopping me
'Cause I'm an adult

And I can eat pizza every day
I can eat pizza every day
Yeah
I can eat pizza every day
If I really want to

Walking down the street
Almost time to eat
A rumble grumble in my tummy
Quickness in my feet
A scent swoops in
Mm that smells nice
Hit the pizzeria up
'Cause I'm looking for a bite
Grab a hot slice
Then i jump on my bike
I never met a pizza pie that i didn't like
Get the 'chovies, pepperonis
Load it up extra cheesy
Don't be stingy please
It's okay if it's greasy
Just load it up
Cook it up quick as can be
I need some in my belly ASAP
Big thanks go to the delivery folks
Drivin' those pies up those slippery slopes
Triangle shaped mansion on top of the hill
Yellow paint brown trim pizza sauce window sills
How bout that cheese? how 'bout that sauce?
Delicious and nutritious at a reasonable cost

I can eat pizza every day
I can eat pizza every day (yeah)
I can eat pizza every day
If I really want to
You know I do
I can eat pizza every day
I can eat pizza every day
Yeah
I can eat pizza every day
For the rest of my life

We got the pied pizza piper
Pushin' perfect pies prolifically
Sauces sautéed
Sausage so specifically
Chock full of cheesy chunks
Hawaiian ham hunks
Damn
Perfect pineapple pulchritudinous
Great gallons of garlic butter
Oh boy it's beauteous
Sliced in circles or squares
I don't care
Three to the sixty five days a year
What have we here?
A lengthy love letter for flatbread
Or dank deep dish
What's better?
Double trouble tag team I wish
Couldn't care less about my cholesterol
Whipped cream pourin' like water falls

I can eat pizza every day
I can eat pizza every day (yeah)
I can eat pizza every dang day if I want
Yeah I can pizza in the morning
In the night, any time of the day that I want to
I got that freedom 'cause I'm an adult
I can eat pizza any time that I want
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Wow wow wow wow

I can eat pizza every day
I can eat pizza every day
Yeah
I can eat pizza every day
If I want to

Vegan, gluten free
I don't care
Always keep a spare slice of pizza in my underwear
Ziplocked
Come on, I'm not gross
You like pizza a lot
I like it the most