"Where are you?"
You've been calling me up all night
I'm busy
Doing "reckless" things while getting high
The truth is
That I've seen all your messages
To be honest
Well, I really couldn't give a shit
Maybe if you had the guts to say that it's okay
For other people to see us together in that way
Maybe if you didn't feel that fucking shame
Then maybe I wouldn't tell you I think sober's lame
I think sober's lame
"Please call me"
Aren't you tired of asking why
I'm ignoring
All your attempts at getting back in my life?
You're jumping
To conclusions all the fucking time
(All the fucking time)
Like you're expecting
Me to be sucking off some other guy
(Are you fucking serious? Are you serious?)
I wouldn't be so peeved if you didn't make me feel the same
When you make plans with other people and keep me on an endless wait
Maybe if you put me first, I wouldn't put you last
But who cares, as long as I'm never happy and you're having a blast
So you can kiss my ass (Mwah)
Assume the worst of me
(Assume the worst of me)
Assume I'm on my knees
(Assume I'm- did he actually do that?)
Go check your list of friends
(Go check your list of friends)
You'd spend your day with instead
(Spend your day with instead)
And stay in your own lane (Stay in your lane)
Cause I think sober's lame