I'm sleepin' when it's daylight

I really should be alright

But I'm feelin' kinda uptight

I'm messin' with a neighbour

Who killed my amp and Fender

He looked to sweet and tender

It's hard to tell his gender

Got coffee on the paper

My dog's an alligator

I want you now and later

I got a crush got a crush on you

Got a crush got a crush on you

I'm rentin' the wrong movie

I'm laughin' at the wrong guy

I'm drivin' on the wrong side

My brain is gettin' cock-eyed

The flag is never chequered

Can't find my F-beat records

God, give a little lovin'

The money's in the oven

Got dead flies in my scotch with ice

My talents always vaporize

I want your bird of paradise

I got a crush got a crush on you

Got a crush got a crush on you

Crush! Crush! We got a good thing goin' on

Crush! Crush! Such a good thing goin' on

I'm freezin' in the summer

I'm sweatin' in the winter

No middle in the centre

No colours in the printer

No treatment at the pharmacy

No lessons learned from history

No future in the factory

No meaning in the poetry

No changin' in the weather

No Elvis in the leather

I want you now or never

I got a crush got a crush on you