DOUBLE WIDE VINYL SIDED MOBILE HOME

WANT TO TURN MY DOUBLE WIDE VINYL SIDED MOBILE HOME
INTO A HONKY TONK BAR
SET UP IN A SUNNY SIDE TRAILER PARK
AND OPEN UP AFTER DARK
MY BROTHER BUBBA CAN VALET PARK
YOUR PICK UP IN MY YARD
WHEN I TURN MY DOUBLE WIDE VINYL SIDED MOBILE HOME
INTO A HONKY TONK BAR

I GOT ELEVEN HUNDRED TWENTY NINE SQUARE FEET
A PARTY SPACE YOU KNOW
I GOT THE BIGGEST BATHROOMS IN THE WHOLE DANG TOWN
GOLD HANDLES ON MY COMODE
SWING DOORS AND A WHIRL POOL TUB
WHERE MY BEER GARDEN WILL PRESIDE
A NEON SIGN POINTING TOWARD THE BEDROOM
TO RENT OUT OVERNIGHT

WANT TO TURN MY DOUBLE WIDE VINYL SIDED MOBILE HOME
INTO A HONKY TONK BAR
SET UP IN A SUNNY SIDE TRAILER PARK
AND OPEN UP AFTER DARK
MY BROTHER BUBBA CAN VALET PARK
YOUR PICK UP IN MY YARD
WHEN I TURN MY DOUBLE WIDE VINYL SIDED MOBILE HOME
INTO A HONKY TONK BAR

AW STAND ON IT SON…

I’M GONNA HANG SOME TINSEL IN THE HALLWAY
AS A BACKDROP FOR THE BAND
I’M GONNA BUILD A STAGE IN MY LIVING ROOM
COVERED LIGHTS IN A COFFEE CAN
HANG A MIRRORED BALL FROM MY CATHERDAL. CEILING
SO THAT EVERYONE CAN SEE
ONE RED-NECK ENTRERPRISING, HILL-BILLY
THE GUY I TURNED OUT TO BE

WANT TO TURN MY DOUBLE WIDE VINYL SIDED MOBILE HOME
INTO A HONKY TONK BAR
SET UP IN A SUNNY SIDE TRAILER PARK
AND OPEN UP AFTER DARK
MY BROTHER BUBBA CAN VALET PARK
YOUR PICK UP IN MY YARD
WHEN I TURN MY DOUBLE WIDE VINYL SIDED MOBILE HOME
INTO A HONKY TONK BAR
WHEN I TURN MY DOUBLE WIDE VINYL SIDED MOBILE HOME
INTO A HONKY TONK BAR



Rockie Lynne
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