I said
I met your momma an hour ago
And then I told her just where to go
Down on the pavement to lick my balls
Heed it and show no discretion at all

She said
Please go steady with it
Sometimes hmm
Go steady with it
Go steady with it
All my mind all my mind
Go steady with it

I met your father an hour ago
I punched his lights out and stole his dough
I bought some heroin and brought it to your school
I don't know why I'm so unbelievably cool

C-O-O-L
You brought heroin to my school
Hands on black boys please don't shoot
I get the money yeah I get the loot
I get the money yeah I get the pu-nani
And I get the gold Grammy I got the food
That's why I feel so great I'm so unbelievably cool

Please go steady with it
(Sunshine you need to need to know)
Go steady with it
(What you do what you do without me)
Go steady with it
All my mind all my mind
Go steady with it

I left your momma two weeks ago (what!)
She cheated on me with my friend Joe
Now I'm so lonely with just my phone
Still got those screenshots and pots of gold

She said please go steady with it
Sometimes go steady with it
Go steady with it
Go steady with it
All my mind all my mind
Go steady with it

La la la la la la la la la la
Go steady with it
La la la la la la la la la la
Go steady with it
La la la la la la la la la la
Go steady with it
La la la la la la la la la la
Go steady with it
La la la la la la la la la la
Go steady with it
La la la la la la la la la la
Go steady with it
La la la la la la la la la la
Oh please
Go steady with it