Ahh
Sound like some of that Isaac Hayes right there
Yeah, that shit's groovin'
Yeah
Hold on, hold on
Hold that real quick
Nah, let me check this mail real quick
Been a couple weeks
Publishers Clearing House?
Junk mail, bills
Oh
A wedding invite
From...
You going?
Hell yeah, I'm going
It ain't gonna be on no graduate,
That was your boo
Dustin Hoffman stuff, man
Nah, we been platonic, man
That's my homie
I've even met her man
Everything cool
Been years
You know how they family party
Probably gonna be open bar
How many years has it been?
Years, 8, since we were together
A couple for 3 years
Mutual break up
No hate, hard feelings, or tears
Just on different frequencies at the time
No stress
I'll attend the nuptials Manifest nothing but the best
Nothing but happiness
Invite allowed a plus one
I chose to go solo
There might bump a cute hun
Few hours before the start
An unknown number hits me up
My ex's best friend
Who never liked me too much
Beggin' me to come to talk to my ex
Who said if I didn't
She would not walk down the aisle
Didn't know what to expect
Had to rush near perfection
Still dressed fresh to deaf
Arrive to find the bride to be
With eyes that just welped
Holding a half full henny fifth
I asked, how can I help
Through her eyes seen her grab
Dust off feelings that were shelved
Tells me that she's been fronting
All this time
Wasn't really in love
And should have been my wife
(Oh my, saying)
Don't know why I let you go
Never should have let you go
Never should have let you go
Never really let you go
Never quite got over you
Don't think I could let you go
Never should have let you go
Never should have let you go
Currently
Rest of my life
Plan to be one woman man, fasho
Few chapters back
Few eras of gigolo
Male hoe
Not on the blade catching dates
Nothing gay, you know
Gave ladies a temporary escape
They'd give me gifts and dough
On the way to Mexico
My Empress and I
Headed to Cabo
Ran into some buddies from my past
I was 20 years old
Such a long time ago
Flight attendants at the time
Bev and Dee
Thirty something then
Still FINE
Why'd I choose Alaskan Airlines?
Why'd I choose this damn airline
Trying to save a dime
Next thing I inform my woman
Of the situation
We keep things transparent
Strengthens our trust and faith
I wasn't fighting temptation
Like David Ruffin
But if my baby was down
We'd be mile high clubbin'
Imagine Bev and my lady
Fondling rubbing
Me and Dee could
Start touching
Bev whispers to my lady
'Can we share your husband?'
On the sisterwife tip
Not up for discussion
Replied my Queen
And Bev was not kidding
Flight wasn't full But we gain an audience
Freak trippin'
Dee let me know they fantasized daily
For my return
Weren't concerned about who I was with Just wanted another turn
My lady permitted this For one time
Access now denied
I'm yours you're mine
She says,
These hoes must have lost their damn mind
Awkward atmosphere for
The rest of the flight