We went on a walk and I kept you close
Maybe you thought of me as a poor thing
We snuggled on couches on your terms and you woke me up in the morning
I been feeding you three meals a day and you always act like you're starving
We play games with your plastic toys and you understood my speaking
You know when I am coming home you cry when I am leaving
You knew the water came from me when the bathroom was flooding
You wanna be protector of the realm with the hope that people fear thee
Your paranoia has gone too far you won't let nobody near me
I have got an obsessive hungry maniac monster and he loves me
It's not my dear departed but sometime push comes to shove me
When family is scattering throughout America you can get a dog but first gather around and sing the song
Alek you are going away
Emma you are going away
Helen you are going away
Hootie you are going away