Believe it or not, I just started laughing
Shaking my head, and just kept on laughing
Thinking about all the things I had been through that day
Then she cries “What, what have you got that smile upon your face”
Then I laughed out said “Thinking about all the things that I've been through.”
She wipes her nose and sniggers, and laughs out “I've been through it too.”
I start laughing again, and she starts laughing more then
Next thing you know, we both are cracking up on the floor
She laughs out “I can't believe this idiot really answered my phone”
Meanwhile, Twan just got outta prison and he's on his way home
And she yells “Baby I'm sorry for all the lies and all the bullshit.”
And I say “Girl, just wait ‘til I tell you all the drama that I've been dealing with”
She laughs “I wanna hear it all.”
Then I laughed and said “Baby first of all, I got a hangover, been trapped in a closet,
Slept with who knows, threatened to kill a pastor.”
She says “What?!”
”Baby this is no lie he had a lover turns out to be a gay guy.”
She says “Damn you've been through a lot of shit, plus I got a ticket.”
Meanwhile the policeman he turns around.
Just out of concern comes back to the house.
Then he pulls up in the driveway.
My cars parked crooked with the lights on.
Then he goes around the back way.
He hear the dogs barking like something's wrong.
He gets to the back door and discover it's been broken in.
He looks around, pulls his gun out, then proceeds in.
Meanwhile we're laughing and laughing and laughing.
But from his perspective he thinks somebody's crying.
He gets closer to the bedroom and he would swear that somebody was coughing and sighing.
Meanwhile we're in the bedroom laughing as I'm trying to continue to explain.
She yells out “Sylvester you're killing me.”
Said “I swear that it went that way.”
Then next thing you know he bust up in the room said “Motherfucker freeze!”
And then I looked back up at him and said “Wait you're that damn police!”
Then she screams “Baby, I mean James” she says “Everything is cool.”
And then he yells “Gwendolyn I got this.
I know you're sick and tired of this fool.”
Then I stood up start walking toward him screaming “Man get out my house!”
Then he yells “Freeze!” she screamed “Please!” and I pulled my berretta out.
She cried out “Sylvester please don't!”
Visions of him making love to her.
He said man put the gun on the floor.
I can't stop thinking about him and her.
I slowly put the gun down and then I put my hands up.
He winked at me and smiled, and that is when I went nuts.
Hopped all over him grabbed the gun., she's screaming “Settle down!”
Going all around both handling the gun then all of a sudden POW.