Sittin' drinking a brew,
Trying not to think of you.
I think you suck,
You acted like a slut.
Did you ever really like me?
I think I know the answer,
Fuck you!
Well listen up,
This stupid song's for you.

You're a noodlebrain and I hate you.
You're a noodlebrain you're ugly.
You're a noodlebrain you're so stupid.
You're a noodlebrain just like me.

Sittin drinking a brew,
And I'm feeling like a stooge.
You're the reason why I drank all that beer last night.
Did you ever really like me?
I think I know the answer,
Fuck you!
Well listen up,
This is what I think of you.

You're a noodlebrain and I hate you.
You're a noodlebrain you're ugly.
You're a noodlebrain you're so stupid.
You're a noodlebrain just like me.
[2x]

Noodlebrain...