I went to your house real late last night
You were tucked in the bed you little sprite
Your dad passed out in front of the TV
I swear to god dude, she came on me

She asked me if I minded going down-
Motherfucker
She pulled her robe off then we went to town-
Motherfucker
She asked me if I'd like to spank her ass-
Motherfucker
She asked me if I'd help you with your math-
Motherfucker

She keeps a box of rubbers on the shelf
You were tucked in bed you little elf
She told me that your dad can't get it up
That ashtray that you made her really sucked

She asked me if I minded going down-
Motherfucker
She pulled her robe off then we went to town-
Motherfucker
I sent her pictures into Beaver Hunt-
Motherfucker
You were tucked in bed you little runt-
Motherfucker

I went to your house real late last night
You were tucked in bed you little sprite
She told me that your dad can't get it up
That ashtray that you made her really sucked

She asked me if I minded going down-
Motherfucker
She pulled her panties off we went to town-
Motherfucker
She said that guy's not even your real dad-
Motherfucker
She asked me if I'd like to fuck your aunt-
Motherfucker