You'd think that I would know by now
That the expired Advil works as well
As the new ones sitting on the shelf
But I'm a sucker for expiration dates
I only get a headache
About once or twice a month these days
And you'd think that I would know by now
Not to stare at my phone til my eyes give out
I should probably get a job with a schedule
And start saving every number in my phone
I should probably fix my fucking taillight
But you know how that goes
I should probably start thinking these things through
But to be fair the ceiling is not the roof
Blindly stepping forward and seeking truth
Yeah I know how that goes
It's not easy
Being this stupid
I make it look easy
But I've been training my whole life for this
It's not easy
Being this stupid
I make it look easy
But I've been training my whole life for this
Well I didn't die in the ocean
But I think that I probably should have
Cause now that I'm home
I am not in the zone
And I got not clue what I'm gonna do now
I didn't have a spiritual experience
And I did not find true happiness
But with a flash of light
And the end of times
I suppose I'd be glad that I did it
It's not easy
Being this stupid
I make it look easy
But I've been training my whole life for this
It's not easy
Being this stupid
I make it look easy
But I've been training my whole life for this
I think that suffering for sport is the only thing I'm good at
Lying on the floor pretending that I'm Kerouac
But when I finally catch an easy day
At least I know my bills been paid
Suffering for sport is the only thing I'm good at
Suffering for sport is the only thing I'm good at
Lying on the floor pretending that I'm Kerouac
But when I finally catch an easy day
At least I know my bills been paid
Suffering for sport is the only thing I'm good at