(I was just chilling, dude had it comin')
(Bro I turned around and he was mad as fuck, rolls swinging and all)
(I think he fell down a hill)

Chillin' at a park, sipping whiskey on a swing
3 A.M. and it's only me
Headlights turn in and I tuck the bottle
Turns out it's a cop and he's lookin' for trouble
I know i cant drink, but honestly
I don't feel like I'm doing anything wrong
This dude was just a dick, and he smells it on me
So I think I should probably take off

Hand it over now Mr. Officer said
But he was fat, I said "catch me if you can"
And he didn't
(No, no, no, no)
He couldn't
(Oh, oh, oh, oh)
You shoulda seen it
(Ha, ha, ha, ha)
Fucking hilarious
(Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha)

I wonder how he felt walking back to his car
He shouldn't be a dick, it's not that hard
He had it coming to him, he just couldn't run far
He couldn't compete, I'm a runner, I'm a track star

Chilling in my bed, remembering, laughing (ha, ha)
I told my boys and they thought I was cappin'
How would I even ask the park for the footage
Maybe I'll just take it
I'll just take the camera (I will prove it)
3 am and I'm back at the park
Headlights turn in, but he's too late
It's the same fat officer
I wanna laugh, but I'm a man with manners

Hand it over now Mr. Officer said
But he was fat, I said "catch me if you can"
And he didn't
(No, no, no, no)
He couldn't
(Oh, oh, oh, oh)
You shoulda seen it
(Ha, ha, ha, ha)
Fucking hilarious
(Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha)

I wonder how he felt walking back to his car
He shouldn't be a dick, it's not that hard
He had it coming to him, he just couldn't run far
He couldn't compete, I'm a runner, I'm a track star

I'm a runner, I'm a track star
Buddy coppy wishing he got far
Now I got the camera, SD card
Boys so hype, they might get hard
Put it in the computer, nice and slow
They about to see how my nights go
They about to see freshly tossed dough
Now imma sit back and watch it all roll
(Ha, ha, ha)

Hand it over now Mr. Officer said
But he was fat, I said "catch me if you can"
And he didn't
(No, no, no, no)
He couldn't
(Oh, oh, oh, oh)
You shoulda seen it
(Ha, ha, ha, ha)
Fucking hilarious
(Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha)

I wonder how he felt walking back to his car
He shouldn't be a dick, it's not that hard
He had it coming to him, he just couldn't run far
He couldn't compete, I'm a runner, I'm a track star

(I'm a runner, I'm a track star)
(It's not my fault he can't get far)
(Shoulda traded out for protein bars)
(Chocolate on his chin, that shit got hard)
(Bro shoulda used his cop car)
(If he coughs would it steer left?)
(Is that why I'm still innocent)
(Bro shouldn't be a dick head)
(I hope this little piggy hears this)

(ha, ha, ha)