You know there's dasher and dancer,
prancer and vixen, comet and cupid,
and donder and blitzen...
but do you recall the least famous reindeer of all?

hey olops
ohhh olops

i have a little story
about a not-so-famous reindeer
he is rudolph's younger cousin
and they were born on that same year
his name is little olops
and he was jealous of his peer
it was always rudolph red-nose
and olops, the other deer

now olops hated rudolph,
'cause he hated rudolph's fame
and he started treating rudolph
like a low-down dirty shame
olops, the other reindeer,
used to laugh and call him names
and he never let poor rudolph
join in any reindeer games

and so rudolph said to olops,
"why're you treating me this way?"
olops smiled and answered rudolph,
"'cause i think you're freakin' gay!
and i hate your shiny nose,
and come the eve of christmas day
i'll make sure that you won't be there
to pull on santa's sleigh!"

but olops did not know
that santa heard all that he said
and this made santa angry,
and he bonked on olops' head
then santa pulled on olops' neck,
which filled olops with dread
rudolph waved goodbye,
then gave a smile,
and then he said "you're dead!"

no one's ever heard of,
or has seen olops again
but they say olops' head
hangs in a wall in santa's den
the moral of the story is:
always be a friend
you would not want to end up
like olops in the end

olops the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names
he never let poor rudolph
join in any reindeer games