I'm not even going to try to fucking tell any jokes, I'm just going to tell the future generation
To pay your fucking bills on time
Because if you don't, you're going to have to go through this degrading
Selfless, harmful, life-threatening, shitty experience at the fucking post office

Yeah, at the fucking post office. You're going to have to go pay your fucking bills at the post office
With the fucking poor folk. The other fuckers who's sending fucking weed through the mail
Motherfuckers sending fucking one baby shoe through the mail, standing in fucking line
Now it's COVID and shit, so it's social distancing and shit. So the lines look longer than fucks and

You pull up madder than you thought. And you're like, oh, you got this one guy sitting in the back
Don't know if he's security or if he's dying of COVID. He don't have a mask on, but he looked
Like he's supposed to reinforce people to put a mask on. He's like, oh, get away from me
Let me put my mask off while I catch that shit. It's like that. So then you like get to the second

Part of the door before you can get to the next part of the door. And you're like, fuck, what if
This card fucking declined? And that's just some shit you say when you're poor. Because that shit
Happens. Your card get fucking declined. And you be in the middle of the post office like, damn
He like, how much you want to put on there? And you're like, nigga

So kids, trust me when I say, pay your fucking bills on time. Why you have the privilege
To go on your motherfucking digital fucking portals and pay your shit, pay your shit on time
Because there's nothing more humiliating than going down to USP motherfucking S
Trying to get a fucking money order, having 50 people, okay, maybe two or three

Gawking at the back of your head. And you're just trying to fucking, you know
Get out of there and catch up, play catch up
I have some other things I wanted to talk about
But your mom didn't sign the NDA. So that's the end of that subject