Big ole poop mittens
Stuck on my hands
Caught in a pickle
No way to understand
Dogs howlin' at me
Neighbors laugh loud
Got these ol' mittens
Stinkin' up the crowd
Big ole poop mittens
What a silly sight
I wave 'em around
In the broad daylight
Can't shake 'em off
Like glue on my skin
Try soap or water
But they always win
Running down the road
Covered in that mess
People all scatter
In my dirty distress
Big ole poop mittens
What a silly sight
I wave 'em around
In the broad daylight
Big ole poop mittens
Stuck on my hands
Caught in a pickle
No way to understand
Dogs howlin' at me
Neighbors laugh loud
Got these ol' mittens
Stinkin' up the crowd
Big ole poop mittens
What a silly sight
I wave 'em around
In the broad daylight
Can't shake 'em off
Like glue on my skin
Try soap or water
But they always win
Running down the road
Covered in that mess
People all scatter
In my dirty distress
Big ole poop mittens
What a silly sight
I wave 'em around
In the broad daylight
In the broad daylight
In the broad daylight
In the broad daylight
In the broad daylight
In the broad daylight
In the broad daylight