Ah
Ah
Is that enough off the top
I don't know

Is it
Yes
God damn it, yes
Great

Good
Seems like a good time for a drink and a cold calculated speech with sinister overtones
A speech about politics
About order

Brotherhood
Power
But speeches are for campaigning
Now is the time for action

I'll tell you my darkest and whimsical story
Don't ever call me a typical Morty
I answer to nobody, Rick or authority
Smartest of all, sick with my wording

Cause when I was born, that prick had tried forming me into a genius
I wanted more to see
There was no Jerry
No insecurity

No Beth or Summer
Family quarreling
I excelled
Rick was ashamed

And left for a Morty without any brains
Cause he never heard me say
Ah geez Rick, please just stay
So I created my own

And placed him under control
My right eye upon the goal
Did I mention ending Ricks of all dimensions
Then I get their Mortys?

Tortured them from night to morning
To disguise my fort on hideout planet
And planned to plant the evidence on C-137
He prevented it
I'll avenge again as president

No, it's not rookie Morty
It's the Rickest Morty
Hiding in the Rickless Mortys
Never Rick and Morty

No, it's not rookie Morty
It's the Rickest Morty
Hiding in the Rickless Mortys
It's evil Morty

No, it's not rookie Morty
It's the Rickest Morty
Hiding in the Rickless Mortys
Never Rick and Morty

No, it's not rookie Morty
It's the Rickest Morty
Hiding in the Rickless Mortys
It's evil Morty

The Citadel's problem is the Ricks and Mortys feeding on the Citadel's death
But I've got a message for them

From the Ricks and Mortys keeping it alive
A message
From the Ricks and Mortys that believe in this Citadel to the Ricks and Mortys that don't
You're outnumbered

Made my way to the Citadel to prepare
To arrange that day when I sit up there
Campaigned for a change to win it fair
And persuade the state but I didn't care

Defamed by the fake news as a joke
Juggling Rick don't know
I'ma go for their throats when I'm pouring in votes
The more I coax then my manager getting cut short

Tried assassinating my ass
Cast him out to space with the trash
Then the shadow council collapsed
I eradicated this clash

Now I'll lace all my loose ends
Cause the change is soon to begin
No more slaves to Rick's perception
Liberate the Mortys and win

Show you what can happen if you call me yellow shirt
Killing any terror Rick upset about their work
Cause they never cared a bit for how they let em hurt
Anyone opposing me is perilous and purged

No more partners in curriculum
Start from dirt
Like in the slums of Mortytown
For Rickless thugs like me
Now see what I've become

No it's not Rookie Morty
It's the Rickest Morty
Hiding in the Rickless Mortys
Never Rick and Morty

No it's not Rookie Morty
It's the Rickest Morty
Hiding in the Rickless Mortys
It's Evil Morty

No it's not Rookie Morty
It's the Rickest Morty
Hiding in the Rickless Mortys
Never Rick and Morty

No it's not Rookie Morty
It's the Rickest Morty
Hiding in the Rickless Mortys
It's Evil Morty

No it's not Rookie Morty
It's the Rickest Morty
Hiding in the Rickless Mortys
Never Rick and Morty

No it's not Rookie Morty
It's the Rickest Morty
Hiding in the Rickless Mortys
It's Evil Morty