All the way from Palm Springs, just out of detox
Show him a warm welcome, let's give some applause

Greetings all hello, welcome to my show
I'm sure you'll have fun watching me juggle
Eight balls at one time, I'm no fucking mime
I play practical jokes, this squirting flower
That wasn't flour that blew up your nose
It's my special blend of X coke and K
You should be okay in several hours

He's got over-sized shoes and ill fitting clothes
That is real blood dripping from his fake red nose

I'm Cokie the clown, I will trip you down
Those twelve giant steps, I brought you all presents
Against good judgment, but being a good host
You all have been toast, the kettle corn's been laced
The fudge has been lined, you're having a great time
But you might not recall the Rohipnol in the lemonade
Cookie homemade

He is the happiest clown, with the biggest frown
He's Cokie the clown