Yee-hoo!
I'm not as drunk as I could be
But I'm sure as hell more drunk than I should be
I've been drinkin' all damn night, and I know that that ain't right
.. That's just another way to get on by
There ain't nothin' that I hate more
Than people judgin' my drinking, therefore
Imma constantly just, uhh, never be sober
And head on down to the liquor store
For I'm not as drunk as I could be
But I'm sure as hell more drunk than I should be
I've been drinkin' all damn night, and I know that that ain't right
.. That's just another way to get on by
Yee-hoo!
Well, I've lost a couple of friends along the way
Didn't really matter what I had to say
So I was left alone and I felt betrayed
But Jim Beam and me, we ain't afraid
For I'm not as drunk as I could be
But I'm sure as hell more drunk than I should be
I've been drinkin' all damn night, and I know that that ain't right
.. That's just another way to get on by
Aaah, hell yeah!
I was drivin' down the highway
Maybe not the greatest plan
The local sheriff, he pulled me over
And he told me"Son, you're going to jail"
You know what I told him
I said, I'm not as drunk as I could be
But I'm sure as hell more drunk than I should be
I've been drinkin' all damn night, and I know that that ain't right
.. That's just another way to get on by
All right, come on Flat Top
All right Banjo
Ahh, so now that I'm in prison
This is about the last information I have
And it go' a'little some like this
I'm not as sober as I should be
But I'm sure as hell more sober than I wanna be
I'm stuck here in the county jail
And there ain't no goddamn alcohol for me in here