Where is the beautiful family home
That I was promised on the news at ten
Like my personal place in the sun
It never happened along
And as for the greatest love of all
That's been sworn in a billion lines
And is mine by birthright
I'll bet I'll see none

Tell me, where, where
Where is my everything
Tell me where is my everything

Where are the children two point three
That were meant to be sent to me
The patter of whose tiny feet
Would make my life so sweet
They've been filed along with the pot of gold
That was meant to cement my nest
And help to keep out the cold
While keeping in the rest

Tell me, where, where
Where is my everything
Tell me where is my everything

Where is the monument I'll leave
To a grateful nation whose
Citizens will bend the knee
Each time my tale is told
Tell me where's my everything

They've been filed along with the pot of gold
That was meant to cement my nest
And help to keep out the cold
While keeping in the rest

Tell me, where, where
Where is my everything
Tell me where's my everything

Tell me, tell me where, where
Where is my everything
Tell me where's my everything