Written by: Nicholas Benjamin Howell, Jonathan Johnson


I had it all to lose
And I blew it all on you
What’s new?
What’s new?
We called it off
But only because
I met your family
Introduced me to your Dad
And he didn’t like me
‘Cause I was wearing your earrings

You saw me falling apart
Now I’m left with half a heart
And I know I’m not the plan
And I know I’m just a friend

You showed me all your cards
Now I see through who you are
But I still like to pretend
That I could be your man
Just tell me when

I’ll show you
I’ll go buy new clothes
Walk real slow by you and your hoe so he knows
You act like he’s tough
But you found yourself a skinny boy
You post comments online saying
Wow! “He’s mine!”
Cause your insecure
But I know that your missing me
Because I met your family
You introduced me to your mom
And she really liked me
She said that I made you happy

You saw me falling apart
And I’m left with half a heart
And I know I’m not the plan
And I know I’m just a friend

You showed me all your cards
And I see through who you are
But I still like to pretend
That I could be your man

You saw me falling apart
And I’m left with half a heart
And I know I’m not the plan
And I know I’m just a friend

You showed me all your cards
And I see through who you are
But I still like to pretend
That I could be your man
Just tell me when

Written by: Nicholas Benjamin Howell, Jonathan Johnson