Well if you've been a married woman
And things didn't seem to work out
Well divorce is the key to be loose and free
So you're gonna be talked about
Everybody knows that you've loved once
And they think you'll love again
You can't have a male friend
If you're a has-been
Or a woman rated X

Well if you're rated X
You're some kind of goal
Even men turned civil try to make
But I think it's wrong to judge every picture
If a cheap camera makes a mistake
And when your best friend's husband
Says to you
You've sure started looking good
You should have known he would
And he would if he could
And he will if you're rated X

Well nobody knows where you're going
But they sure know where you've been
And all they're thinking of
Is your experience of love
All their minds eat up with sin
Women all look at you like you're bad
And the men all hope you are
But if you go too far
You're gonna wear the scar
Of a woman rated X

Well if you're rated X
You're some kind of goal
Even men turned civil try to make
But I think it's wrong to judge every picture
If a cheap camera makes a mistake
And when your best friend's husband
Says to you
You've sure started looking good
You should have known he would
And he would if he could
And he will if you're rated X

You should have known he would
And he would if he could
And he will if you're rated X