Sample and Hold
Hair, blonde
Eyes, blue
Weight, 1-1-0
Disposition, even
Mood code, rotary adjustable

I need a unit to sample and hold
But not the angry one
A new design, new design
I need a unit to sample and hold
But not the lonely one
A new design, new design
I need a unit to sample and hold
But not the lonely one
A new design, new design

Sample and hold
Sample and hold

We'll send it out right away
Satisfaction guaranteed
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The color of skin and eyes
We know you'll be happy
Sample and hold

Don't hesitate to give us a call
We know you'll be satisfied
When you energize
And see your unit come alive
We know you'll be happy

I need a unit to sample and hold
I need a unit to sample and hold
But not the lonely one, the lonely one, the lonely one

Sample and hold
Weight, 1-1-0

Perfection in every detail
Fabricated from the curl of the hair
To the tip of the nail
Because our units never fail
We know you'll be happy
I need a unit to sample and hold

Don't hesitate to give us a call
We know you'll be satisfied
When you energize
And see your unit come alive
We know you'll be happy
I need a unit to sample and hold

We know you'll be happy
We know you'll be happy

Sample and hold
But not the lonely one
A new design, new design
Sample and hold
New design, new design
Sample and hold

I need a unit to sample and hold
But not the angry one
A new design, new design
I need a unit to sample and hold
But not the jealous one
A new design, new design

New design, new design
Perfection in every detail
New design, new design
Perfection in every detail
New design, new design
Perfection in every detail
New design, new design

Sample and hold
Sample and hold
Sample and hold

Sample and hold

Sample and hold
Sample and hold
Sample and hold