Verse]
Steppin' in the bathroom
(oo-yeah!)
Feelin' fresh
Got my funky shoes on
Gotta make a splash
Rollin’ up my sleeves
'bout to clean this place
Spray that cleaner high
Got it all up in my face

[Chorus]
Funk toilet
Let it shine bright (oo-yeah!)
Scrubbin' down the lid
Keepin' it tight
Funk toilet
Doin' it right
From morning till night
This groove's outta sight!

[Verse 2]
Mirror smudges gone in a single swipe
Groovin' up the tiles
They sparkle with hype
Rub-a-dub the tub
It's a party in here
Every stain's invited
But it disappears

[Chorus]
Funk toilet
Let it shine bright (oo-yeah!)
Scrubbin' down the lid
Keepin' it tight
Funk toilet
Doin' it right
From morning till night
This groove's outta sight!

[Bridge]
Call and response
Now
"Who's got that funk?"
(We got that funk!)
Hands in the air
Gettin' down with the gunk
(Ew! Gettin' down with the gunk!)
Toilet paper rollin'
Like a disco ball
In the funk toilet
We're havin' a ball!

[Verse 3]
Plunger in my hand
Doin' the cha-cha-cha
Water's whirlpoolin'
Like a dance in the spa
Who knew cleanin' up could be so fly?
Funk toilet superstar
I can't deny