Come on along the fun is beginning
It’s been too long since you’ve have been winning
At 8 to 1 we put the money on
Too many kids mebbe not all mine
Salons all closed guess it’s furry time
Conformity, absurdity……where there’s a will.

You gonna come down to see the band ?
Mebbe just hear how fun we sound ?
Awkwardly, disconcertingly
Did you see that kid out on a wing
A Barham-esque excitement machine
Runs all day nowhere near the fray
And I know that you miss me too
Better still I like what you do
Do to me back at you