[Verse 1]
Pride Parade, march down any street (Absurdity at max)
Waving flags, we don't need repeat (All in name of laughs)
Stereotypes like comic strips, oh it’s such a sight
Coverage on cruel TV—‘look at that pure delight’
Wasting time on colored lines (When will they see?)
Straight as an arrow, yet crooked as can be (Feel the irony)

[Chorus]
Oh, oh, they're serious now
Marching, proud, and loud
We've all got our doubts
In “normal” do they cow?

[Verse 2]
Picket signs in costume lines (We mock what’s kept)
Declare it loud, so heaven hears (Satire's leapt)
Tuxedos and gowns, toes tapping loud
Laughter echoes; absurdity’s proud
Paint those smiles, bold and fake
It’s the glitter of a foolish sake

[Chorus]
Oh, oh, they're serious now
Marching, proud, and loud
We've all got our doubts
In “normal” do they cow?

[Bridge]
Ribbons of absurd unfurl with every turn
In sync, out of tune, they stumble, they churn
A tale as old, sung out bold
Reality smirks at the story told

[Chorus]
Oh, oh, they're serious now
Marching, proud, and loud
We've all got our doubts
In “normal” do they cow?