- Yeehehee!
- Hey Thomas, come over here!
- What for? I'm working!
- You better check this girl out here
- Yeah, yeah, yeah...
- I wish I wasn't picking trash right now
- Well, you are
- Man, I'd give anything for just five minutes...

You were on the sidewalk picking trash
When you saw me lying in the grass
Showing of the goods for all to see - Yeah!
You said
Pretty lady, give yourself to me
You can be the bird if I can be the bee

Lord, I wanna take you home

You said
Pretty woman, your damn fine
I wanna make you mine
A body like a cokebottle!
A smile like a light of the sky
Perfect lips and perfect eyes
A perky ass to match my thighs
You said mama, won't you take me home

One smile
Shines brighter than a star in the night
One look
And I'm guessing you're tighter than tight
One love
Is all I'm longing for so mama won't you take me home
We can have a little kiss, right now
Just to see how it feels, my love
So mama, won't you take me home

I'm a woman, I've got it going on
You don't know but girl you're the bomb
I can cook real nice 'cause I'm the queen of the hill
I dress real nice, my hear looks great
I'm the kind of woman that you like to impregnate
You said mama, won't you take me home

One smile
Shines brighter than a star in the night
One look
And I'm guessing you're tighter than tight
One love
Is all I'm longing for so mama won't you take me home
We can have a little kiss, right now
Just to see how it feels, my love
So mama, won't you take me home

So mama won't you take me home
( If it hadn't been for Cotton Eye Joe)
Mama won't you take me home
(I'd been married a long time ago)
Woman I can't wait to make you mine, mine, mine
So mama won't you take me home

Pretty mama, I'm under your spell
You act like you don't but you know damn well
That in a hartbeat mama I can take you home
Yeah

I'm on your knee, I can't deny
I should have played it cool but I make you hot
Oh maybe, I'll take you home

One smile
Shines brighter than a star in the night
One look
And I'm guessing you're tighter than tight
One love
Is all I'm longing for so mama won't you take me home
We can have a little kiss, right now
Just to see how it feels, my love
So mama, won't you take me home

One smile
Shines brighter than a star in the night
One look
And I'm guessing you're tighter than tight
One love
Is all I'm longing for so mama won't you take me home
We can have a little kiss, right now
Just to see how it feels, my love
So mama, won't you take me home