Maybe it was a pervert or a deformed kid or something
A deformed kid
Maybe an elf or a leprechaun
It was nothing like that, penis-breath

Sit down
Sit down
Sit down
Sit down

I threw out my Con-Air
I threw out my lipsticks
If i still had long hair
Would I get the good shifts?

I was by the pool
I still had my shirt on
I was feelin cool
Til they put the hurt on

Lady

E and the T
E E and the and the and the
E and the T
E E E and the and the
I don't get it
And the T
E E and the and the and the
E and the T
E E E and the and the

Listen lady
Listen lady
Listen lady
Listen lady

I was at the hospital
I was getting blood drawn
Saw my biological
Then I saw their smile gone

I was at a table
Writing in my serve book
I mentioned my partner
Then I got a weird look

Okay

Lady know you're rocked
Because you don't know what you see
But can you please stop
Looking at me like I'm ET

Lady know you're rocked
Because you don't know what you see
But can you please stop
Looking at me like I'm ET

I don't get it

E and the T
E E and the and the and the
E and the T
E E E and the and the
And the T
E E and the and the and the
E and the T
E E E and the and the
T T T T

I'm not what you see
I'm not what you see

Tell the lady

Sorry and I'd love to stay
But you're not even gonna call me by my name
Sorry and I'd love to stay
But you're not even gonna call me by my name

I thought you were trans
Well I am, that's the Lipton
Woman or a man
G-ddamn I'm a cryptid
Turnt off the E and the T
That I'm sippin
You don't like me, baby
Keep your distance

Lady know you're rocked
Because you don't know what you see
But can you please stop
Looking at me like I'm ET

Lady know you're rocked
Because you don't know what you see
But can you please stop
Looking at me like I'm ET

I'm not what you see
I'm not what you see